Iceland Mandates Mental Health Warnings On All Bibles | Andrew Hall

Iceland Mandates Mental Health Warnings On All Bibles | Andrew Hall

The new warnings include but are not limited to:

Taking the Bible literally can lead to irrational decision making.
Reading the Bible to young children is shown to cause nightmares and bed wetting.
The Bible contains God approved genocide, misogyny, and a serious lack of humor.
Reading the Bible has been shown to cause an outbreak of Donald Trump.
Reading the Book of Revelation is positively correlated with speaking in tongues and other psychotic events.
This new statute also demands that every Bible sold must be wrapped in plastic. The intent is to keep small children from picking up the book and reading verses like Psalm 137:9 Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

via Patheos Iceland Mandates Mental Health Warnings On All Bibles | Andrew Hall

possibly satire, but maybe not…

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