The 6 Most Important Warning Signs You Might Have Windmill Cancer | Alternative Science

The 6 Most Important Warning Signs You Might Have Windmill Cancer | Alternative Science

1. You Inhale and Exhale Without Any Conscious Thought
Do you find yourself breathing in an out without having to think about it? Maybe you’ve considered that to be a lucky thing, that we don’t have to tell our bodies to breathe, and they just do it for us. However, it might come as quite an alarming shock to find out that 100% of the people who have been later diagnosed with windmill cancer have been auto-breathers as well. If you breathe all on your own, your risk for windmill cancer is astronomically higher, and you should book an appointment at the Trump University Windmill Cancer Research School immediately. They’re the only ones equipped with the tools and know-how necessary to properly diagnose you.

2. You Have a Heightened Sense of Hearing When Near Loud Noises
Stroke victims have often said they have strong smell sensations. Some report that they smell almonds, others say it’s a freshly cut grass smell. Similarly, when windmill cancer sets in, it can have an enormous impact on your sense of hearing. Those who have been diagnosed with windmill cancer, no matter the stage, all reported that they experienced a significant increase in hearing sensation when near loud noises such as jack hammers, gun shots, or rock and roll concerts. If you experience a sudden increase in hearing when near loud noises, you should call your doctor immediately.

via The 6 Most Important Warning Signs You Might Have Windmill Cancer | Alternative Science

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