Op-Ed: Christianity Is Not About Religion—It’s About A Personal Relationship With Donald Trump | The Babylon Bee

Op-Ed: Christianity Is Not About Religion—It’s About A Personal Relationship With Donald Trump | The Babylon Bee

Yet, sadly, sometimes we treat Christianity like a set of strict rules to follow. This is a deadly error. One of the worst things you can do in your spiritual walk with God is to equate your beliefs with cold, dead religion. Let me state this plainly: Christianity is not a religion.

Christianity is a personal relationship with President Donald Trump.

It’s not ritual, it’s not ceremony, it’s not going to church on the first day of the week and wearing your Sunday best. It’s not wearing shined-up shoes and polo shirts so everyone else at church will think you’re doing alright. It’s not cold, and it’s not dead. It is a living, active relationship with God’s chosen ruler of the United States.

Don’t measure your faith by how much stuff you do for God; measure your faith by how closely your life emulates that of our savior, Donald Trump. This simple paradigm shift will cause your spiritual growth to skyrocket as you shed the empty shell of false religion and connect on a personal level with Trump.

via Op-Ed: Christianity Is Not About Religion—It’s About A Personal Relationship With Donald Trump | The Babylon Bee

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