Trump Claims CDC Has Enough Coronavirus Test Kits for Every Stock – Kirschner’s Korner

At the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) yesterday, Trump Claims CDC Has Enough Coronavirus Test Kits for Every Stock – Kirschner’s Korner

Donald Trump reassured worried investors that the federal agency has enough test kits for every stock. He stated the CDC will test every company’s balance sheet to ensure liquidity and long-term health.

Trump said, “A few stocks are not doing well. Some of them may not make it, but we have them quarantined. We told them they better get it together or they’re going to be delisted from the exchange.”

Trump added, “Imagine if we had windmills blowing the virus. We’d be down 80%. A coal miner comes up to me with tears in his eyes, and he says, ‘Sir, my wife was going to leave me because this coronavirus thing is killing my stocks. But she said that you’re going to save the stock market, so she isn’t going to divorce, sir.’ Is that love or what? Can you believe it?”

via Trump Claims CDC Has Enough Coronavirus Test Kits for Every Stock – Kirschner’s Korner

Sarcasm!