Trump declares Fox News unwatchable

I am in @AirForceOne_HQ flying to the Great State of Texas. It is AMAZING in watching @FoxNews how different they are from four years ago. Not even watchable. They totally forgot who got them where they are!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 29, 2020

Because Fox News tries to maintain at least some semblance of credibility — by, for instance, continuing to employ Chris Wallace, who humiliated Trump during their recent interview by asking him questions relating to his, you know, job — Trump can no longer trust the network. Unless they want to break the glass on the Hannity clones that have been floating in viscous fluid underneath Murdoch Manor for the past several years, Trump may just have to turn to OANN on a permanent basis. OANN, of course, is the effervescently pro-Trump cable network that would have made Baghdad Bob shit his drawers in bewilderment. 

Oh, Fox News, you’ve changed. You are not the network I married.

Trump loves the network … because of this:

Yeah, that’s a level of sycophancy that would embarrass Caligula’s bathtub attendant.

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