Hero: Man Stranded On Desert Island Still Obediently Wearing His Mask | The Babylon Bee

CARIBBEAN—The U.S. Coast Guard announced today that they discovered a man who has been stranded on a deserted island in the Caribbean Ocean for over 5 months after his boat sunk in a storm. A spokesman for the USCG reported that this heroic man has been responsibly wearing his mask the entire time on the island, even though he is the only living soul in a thousand-mile radius.

Hero: Man Stranded On Desert Island Still Obediently Wearing His Mask | The Babylon Bee