RealDoll Says The ‘Marjorie Taylor Greene Copulation Companion’ Is Sold Out | Andrew Hall

“It came to me while reading customer reviews of our product,” Mr. Canard said. “Why not furnish God-fearing men with dolls who look just like their QAnon idols? And that’s how the Marjorie Taylor Greene Freedom Doll was born.”

The team at RealDoll studied Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene intensely to make sure their manikin was just like the real person. While it was easy to mass-produce a figure with her measurements designers wanted to make sure consumers got the real feel for the conspiracy spewing congressperson.

She’s a traitor to our country, she’s guilty of treason. And it’s, uh, it’s a crime punishable by death is what treason is. Nancy Pelosi is guilty of treason.

Jewish space lasers are causing wildfires!

RealDoll Says The ‘Marjorie Taylor Greene Copulation Companion’ Is Sold Out | Andrew Hall