Prionic “Driving” – EPautos – Libertarian Car Talk

But perhaps they are Prionic – addled by whatever’s-in-those-needles, which seems to induce stroke-like symptoms in many people who’ve received this Holy Anointing. The symptoms of this include not just driving at a stultifyingly slow pace but also appearing stultified, themselves. They have the Holy Glow – of (as Thulsa Doom from Conan the Barbarian put it)  . . . emptiness.

Vacant stares.

Eyes open but not seeing.

The Prionic seem unable to even summon the formerly usual outrage of the slow-poke who, when passed, could be counted on to shake his fist, flash his headlights and honk his horn. This was salutary – in retrospect – in that it was proof of life, at least. The Prionic are the driving dead. Metaphorically and perhaps, soon, literally.

Prionic “Driving” – EPautos – Libertarian Car Talk