Pfizer Introduces Bane Suit That Pumps More Vaccine Into Your Blood Every 12 Hours | The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY—To simplify booster injections against COVID-19, Pfizer has developed a new Bane-style Vacci-Suit™ to enable the automatic injection of new doses.

The suit comes with up to ten additional doses that can be switched out as new vaccines are developed. “The suit comes with a built-in mask for extra safety,” said a spokesperson for Pfizer. “We’ve given the very first suit to Dr. Fauci so he can help spread the news on this innovative technology.

“No one cared who I was before I put on the mask,” said Dr. Anthony Fauci in an interview with Don Lemon on CNN. “Before COVID no one knew my name. Now I am proud to unveil an even more elaborate mask and self-injecting bio-suit to further cement my place in history.”

Pfizer Introduces Bane Suit That Pumps More Vaccine Into Your Blood Every 12 Hours | The Babylon Bee

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