OTTAWA—After emerging from his top-secret underground hiding hole, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave a fiery speech before the House of Commons. In it, he demanded truckers stop shutting down the city, in order to give the government room to shut down the city instead.
“Let me be clear,” said the frail little socialist girl claiming to be Trudeau. “Shutting down roads, limiting people’s movement, restricting people’s freedom, and shutting down the city is unacceptable. It’s the government’s job to do that. We must break the back of this fascist blockade so that I may freely shut down roads, limit people’s movement, restrict people’s freedom, and shut down the city.” Trudeau then dropped his mic and tried to exit the building, but got stuck trying to push on a door that said “pull.”Trudeau Demands Protesters Stop Shutting Down City So That He Can Shut Down City | The Babylon Bee