Think You Have Monkeypox? Watch For These Ten Strange Symptoms | The Babylon Bee

7) You just got back from a tour of Dr. Fauci’s Wuhan Monkeypox Lab: Duct tape is not a valid tool for air sealing a room against viral infection.

8) A tiny monkey bursts out of your chest: If you had the vaccine, the monkey would have exploded out of your body but in a slightly more mild way.

10) Zero symptoms: Better quarantine just to be safe.

Think You Have Monkeypox? Watch For These Ten Strange Symptoms | The Babylon Bee