Man On 8th Booster Still Chasing That High He Got With The First Shot | The Babylon Bee

BOSTON, MA—According to sources, local man Marley Maddingly is on his 8th COVID booster, but he’s still chasing that high he felt when he got that first Pfizer shot to protect himself and others while showing the world he was a good person. 

“It’s… just not the same anymore,” said Maddingly sadly to reporters while applying his third mask and leaving the vaccination center. “The rush of adrenaline, the swelling pride, the warm feeling of safety—as if being wrapped in the arms of loving pharmaceutical executives, that’s all gone now. I feel empty.”

“I’m 8 boosters in. I’m in too deep. It’s too late to turn back now,” he lamented. 

Man On 8th Booster Still Chasing That High He Got With The First Shot | The Babylon Bee

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